Everything about this, including the headline, is weird. [unarmed robbery] 400-pound woman caught shoplifting when motorized cart gets stuck at Rochester Hills Meijer … police use Taser to subdue her Yes, she was in an electric buggy and they used a taser.

This is considered a tame night on 6th Street.  [this would never happen in DC] Two men were arrested for driving while intoxicated on 6th Street Friday night. One was riding a horse, while the other was riding a mule. Let us repeat that. One was riding a horse, while …

We know very little about aviation, but we’re pretty sure that seat adjustments should take place before takeoff.  [buckle up] The co-pilot of an Air India Express 737 sent the jetliner into a terrifying 7,000-foot plunge in May when he accidentally hit the control column while adjusting his seat, investigators …

Passion starts early. Two women have been charged with misdemeanors for a fight that led to a brawl during a Southern California kindergarten graduation ceremony.  [WTF] Our favorite part, “a fight that led to a brawl.”  How ugly did this get? No word on why the two women were arguing, …

This needs no introduction: [dope] Russian beachgoers got a shock when they saw a donkey soaring in the blue skies over the balmy beaches on the Sea of Azov in southern Russia. Loves it.

Nothing about this is normal, which is exactly the reason we wish we could have witnessed it. A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.  [typical thursday] The puppy is fine. The boy is …

Dude. h/t RH

You’ve got to get your protein from somewhere: [WTF] China’s first man in space has said that Chinese astronauts eat dog meat to keep their strength up as they orbit around the earth. PETA is thrilled.

This might be the craziest WTF of the Week we’ve ever had: If you thought you’d previously seen it all, well, you’re wrong. Case in point: David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot to death last Thursday, and whose wake is now making headlines here in …

Not much to add here.  It’s pretty straight forward.  Too many hookers = increase in road signs. Caution! Scantily-clad hazard ahead: Italian prostitutes get own road sign to warn motorists Read the WTF here.

This is a problem. NBC Cafeteria Celebrates Black History Month With Fried Chicken Special Here’s the picture. We have no further comment.

This is how you keep it classy on the farm. Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says ‘Happy Birthday, Love You,’ but in shorthand. …

Speaking of legislation that makes us itch, Rep. Deborah L. Halvorson (D-Fragers) just sent out this letter to her colleagues on Capitol Hill. [clever] Earlier today, President Obama proclaimed “Insulation is sexy stuff ” while speaking at a Home Depot on retrofitting buildings in order to bring Americans back to …

But did she season it first? Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak. [food fight] It’s unclear as to whether they cooked the steak post beat down. Other notes: …

To see their faces when he walked in … A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.  [who dat?] He later apologized for not wearing a suit.