#GUESTEDITOR   Lachlan Markay White House Reporter for The Daily Beast Weather: If you’re reading this, you haven’t blown away…yet. Or you have, but you somehow managed to hold onto your phone for dear life which is pretty standard these days. It’s staying chilly today so make sure you hold onto …

Weather: So is it gonna snow or not? Your expert meteorologists say “maybe…maybe not,” which is a great answer if you’re not looking for an answer at all. If it does snow, chances are highest between tonight and tomorrow morning, but don’t expect much. You’re likely to see more frozen moisture inside …

Steph Curry congratulates Sen. John Thune on his 51 point performance against the Wizards last night. We heard the South Dakota Senator hit seven 3-pointers in the first quarter. SEVEN. Steph Curry has been known to hang out with powerful people from the likes of Bill Clinton and even golfing with …

Also, major props to Grantland writer Andrew Sharp for giffing up this article about the Washington Wizards‘ newest player. Don’t read this unless you want to get real excited about the Wizards – his timeline of this weekend’s events will make any fairweather fan tune in. “Paul Pierce is going …

I’m not an NBA fan usually. Having grown up in North Carolina and being an alumni of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, I get my court kicks through college b-ball, preferably my beloved Heels (who won last night!). But when FamousDC was invited to the Wizards-Raptors game last night, …

Norm MacDonald: “Since the Washington Bullets changed their name to the Washington Wizards, fewer DC residents have been killed by guns. But more have been killed by magic spells.” h/t Mr. Mirsky

We, for one, welcome our new Wildcat point guard overlord. WaPo’s Michael Lee: Washington Wizards select John Wall in NBA draft In a dramatic, franchise-altering shift, the Washington Wizards have gone from “Pick 1” to the No. 1 pick, moving away from the misery of a horrific campaign into the …

So, some folks have been giving us a little heat for posting our beer pong story. But that is all about to change, sports fans. Yesterday morning, Cleveland morning news anchors chatted about the Vietor and Favreau excursion, gave us our props, and discussed how fun it must be being …

Deadspin’s Dashiell Bennett: Wizards Tickets Less Valuable Than a Cup of Coffee

Michael Wilbon: It’s time for a new beginning for Arenas and the Wizards This is the activity we engage in most frequently when it comes to professional basketball around here: looking back and trying to figure out how and why something went so horribly wrong. John Williams’s eating, Chris Webber’s …

Will his new uniform be orange? The Washington Post: Wizards’ Arenas charged with felony Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas is charged with carrying a pistol without a license outside a home or business.

Atta boy. Gilbert Arenas suspended indefinitely without pay Washington Wizards star guard could face charges of carrying a handgun without a license, which is a felony and punishable by up to five years behind bars.

WaPo’s Michael Wilbon: Wizards should clean house after Arenas’s dispute with Crittenton

Gambling and guns in the Bullets’ Wizards’ locker room. AP: Report: Arenas, Crittenton pull guns on each other H/T – the Fix

DCist: DeShawn Stevenson Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand [go sell crazy somewhere else] Great. Gilbert Arenas has decided to stop talking and Deshawn is obviously bat sh*t crazy. What is it with DC professional sports teams?