#NATIONAL Most hated college football teams in each state; Cat + smart collar = free wifi; Amazon is actually serious about drone package delivery; Peter Frampton literally takes matters into his own hands; Aesop Rock > Shakespeare; stressed? listen to a bodega cat; Hunter Pence trolling is the best and …

Who’s winning the WaPo’s beer madness? [our bet’s a secret] More gender neutral bathrooms coming [more or fewer bathroom hookups?] Free WiFi in NoMa [now you can exist outside and stare at a screen!] If you litter, you’re gonna get fined, so watch it litterbugs [litter enforcement month] Eataly’s coming …

So … the government [shut down] Understandably, people are [angry] Tourists are [SOL] And coffeeshops are cracking down [wifi hogs] BUT you can [eat and drink] [for pretty cheap] [today] Utilizing another slew of shutdown [pickup lines] And cab home with 80% certainty you won’t need to get cash [credit …