The only thing scarier than Friday the 13th is how out of control my weekend will be: Hey #FamousDC Fans-Happy Friday the 13th; Read this funny s*** NOW, oh, this too; Obama gets serious on #Syria; Crossfire launch spices up Mt. Vernon Square, #NYFW happened and it was #TRENDY; Congrats Laura McGann on to bigger things as MSNBC.com‘s news editor; #DCWeatherPanic happened; Dear Amos: …

Welcome back to 1999 [Tryst] Watch out if you get rear-ended [car jacking] DC Weather Panic ensued last [night] BWI’s air traffic control tower struck [lightning] Cops pulling over bikers [DC] Photo by The Q

I am so sick and tired of explaining myself to my other, less important friends. #DCWeatherPanic — There’s something about weather and D.C. residents that just doesn’t mix. OMG it’s going to snow 30 inches!!! OMG tornados are on the loose! Derecho! Nor’easter! The sad thing is, none of these things ever …

Capitol Storm Clouds by Navin Sarma. You can find him on Facebook or visit his site for more shots of DC.

WTOP Weather:

This cold weather, yeah, it’s not going anywhere anytime soon. [brrr] A weak area of low pressure will be passing through Virginia south of Washington during the day on Thursday, Kierein said. That will likely spread some light snow through the region in the morning, with occasional light snow during …

Was it a tornado, a dream or just what we’ve grown to realize is a normal natural occurrence for the DC area? [strange] A line of strong and severe thunderstorms formed and moved through the metro area around midnight last night downing trees, power lines and causing power outages. Straight …

MyFoxDC: Tornado Watch issued in DC, Maryland and Virginia The National Weather Service has issued Tornado Watch in effect until 3 a.m. EDT Wednesday for counties in Maryland, Virginia and Washington D.C. WTOP: Today: Showers and thunderstorms…mainly this morning. Some thunderstorms may be severe this afternoon. Highs in the mid …

We’re not quite sure what DC did to deserve weather like this, but we certainly hope the end is near. Oh wait, no end in sight: [TBD] The second round is expected to hit about 4 p.m. and last until 8 p.m. While the rain is not expected to be …

That was quite the thunderstorm this morning. And we’ll all talk about it all day. Does DC get some sort of epic weather phenomenon each week? Thundersnow, snOMG, Snowpocalypse, flash flooding, 100+ degree heat, earthquakes, Albert Haynesworth Stay dry! UPDATE: Photo taken this morning Aterkel: Yep — Rhode Island and …

In case Al Roker doesn’t quite do it for you…  [f*cking weather]

Good luck getting into the office today. The roads are terrible, plow trucks are slow and DC drivers are still jerks. If you do make it in, grab some coffee and jam to Bob Marley on Pandora and think of warmer times. Just to make us all feel better, here’s …

Stay dry out there. Has it ever rained like this in DC before? Here’s the latest from the National Weather Service: DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA DC-CITY OF ALEXANDRIA VA- CITY OF FAIRFAX VA- CITY OF FALLS CHURCH VA-ARLINGTON VA-FAIRFAX VA- 938 PM EDT SUN MAY 11 2008 … …THE FLOOD WARNING …

Wow – Adam Caskey blew the weather forecast this weekend. Saturday was supposed to be rainy, but was spectacular! Enjoy the weather, but watch out for kamikaze flies flying into your margaritas!

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!