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A press release issued by House Republican Leader John Boehner regarding Rahm Emanuel ends up in a Saturday Night Live Skit. It is F*&%$%!&*G awesome. SNL: A Message from The White House Chief of Staff Designate h/t AMC

FamousDC Secretary of Education closes down his blog. JoMa: I won’t bury the lede: After nearly two years, the curtain is coming down on this blog. We’ll see ya round JoMa. Have fun at 1600!

Has anyone seen Bloomberg News reporter Nicholas Johnston lately? If not, you should call him. We’re pretty sure he kicked off for the Chargers last night.

WOW – The Washington Times SA Miller took a page out of Marty McFly’s playbook. He’s traveled in time to a far away land known as “tomorrow” to file this story. Can someone email him and ask if we should start Big Ben in tonight’s Steelers – Bengals game?

Okay, which one of these news orgs is right? Which one is wrong? Which one is trigger happy on the Breaking News button? Can someone please tell us what the hell is going on? Are we all about to own General Motors? If so, do we get to ride on …

Forget Musicovery [pandora] stuffed change [animals] Change [Professor] Transformers [WH]

Tanner Cooley doesn’t like negative comments

Do you know what the beltway loves more than lists? Awards. Have you voted in Roll Call’s 110th Congress Awards?

FamousDC gone FamousNYC, Andrea Tantaros

*Crack-A-Lackin [Martha Stewart] Cash Money [inauguration] Let Them Fail [bailout] Christmas [watches] Black Honey [style] Male Ho [debate] Metro [rage]

Agent Zero’s Obama Ink

Life Lessons [monster truck] Write [pumpernickel] Celebrity [for Robert] Drunk Dial [birthday] Congrats [Jodifur] Street cred [DCist] See ya round [Avi] Global [hilarity]

This title is for our friend John Stanton who hates the Cowboys more than another other person in Washington. His Facebook updates alone scare Tony Romo into acting hurt. Official Blog of Chris Cooley: First of all, our beloved Redskins are 6-3, and I think everyone other than the Redskin …

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