Wait, what? POLITICO Click: Hill Aide Snags Actress? New Jersey Democratic Sen. Frank Lautenberg’s staffer Ben Dunham got cozy last week with January Jones, the red-hot actress from “Mad Men.”

We’re not sure what we’ll do without our daily Tech Daily Dose, but congratulations are in order for one of DC’s famous journalists: Andrew Noyes We just learned that Andrew is leaving Congress Daily and heading over to Facebook where he’ll head up public policy communications in their Washington, D.C. …

FamousDC wants to send extreme congratulations to DC’s own Suspicious Package. Spin Magazine: For Pros About to Rock Meet more corporate bands still workin’ for the weekend. … CAPITOL INSIDERS Suspicious Package (Washington, D.C.) Washington Post political cartoonist Tom Toles, Bloomberg’s Tim Burger, The Los Angeles Times’ Josh Meyer, Deputy …

FishbowlDC: “Goatee Gamble”: It’s Over “Ah the mystery.” … That was the response we got from NBC’s Chuck Todd on whether to goatee would stay or go after the Phillies won the National League Championship Series 10-4 against the Dodgers last night, and “Goatee Gamble” was officially over. We’ll likely …

Have you ever wondered what Washington, D.C. would look like in paper clips? Wonder no more.

Happy Monday. Quick weekend review: Jim Zorn probably isn’t sleeping well. [Chefs ] … The Eagles forgot to show up yesterday. … The Ravens almost pulled off a Favre type comeback. … We love you Fragers, but $100 is too much for a ladder. … It’s impossible to place a …

This is harsh and we didn’t want to put it up, but Tanner Cooley won’t even email us back. Tanner – it’s been a year. Your move.

Get off the couch [do something] Cash Money [Democrats] O’s > Nats in DC [sad]

Our guess: “Just like Steel said: Look serious, concentrate, lean in for the shot.”

Damn it, Don [Hilton moon] Columbus Day [enjoy] 2012 [game over]

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Have a good weekend and remember to ACT RIGHT.

The Gregory Brothers are blowing up. Jimmy Kimmel Live — T Pain remixes President Obama’s health care plan with a little help from The Gregory Brothers and the infamous autotune

Only in Washington can a half hug turn into front page news. POLITICO: Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid at odds over war You can watch the video here.

And the winners are …  [sadly, no Longworth Cafeteria] h/t – The Hill is Home