#GUESTEDITOR MEGAN WILSON Journalist at The Hill “They say that personnel is policy, and I’ve got a bottle of whiskey under my desk. Happy hour starts when the Roundup goes out, right?“ Weather: Near-record highs all weekend long ought to work nicely with your sunny day outfit selections and beverage pairings (read: …

You remember Pitbull, right? He’s that guy that’s featured in just about every song on the radio, worldwide. Well, he’s coming to the Verizon Center tonight, so we thought we’d get this dog house poppin’ early with some of the best from Mr. 305. ¡Dale! Take it away Pitbull… Best Song When You …

Nah. We don’t see that happening. But if you want to kick it with TP and JT, your prayers have been answered! As part of a fundraising effort, you can attend Justin Timberlake’s February 24th concert at the Verizon Center with none other than Rep. Tom Price (GA). You don’t …

What stinks worse than the Wizards? The food at the Verizon Center. According to ESPN.com, the Verizon Center recently scored 100% on their health inspection.  [and 100% is NOT good] Washington Wizards, Washington Capitals Vendors with critical violations: 100% —— Inspection report excerpt: Mice droppings, a critical violation in Washington, …

Did you have nightmares about gigantic inflatable Canadian Mounties and beavers taking over the world? [closing ceremonies] What a run for USA Hockey! Our boys played their hearts out to earn a silver medal and gained millions of new fans in the process [Canada wins] But keep your head up …

This news is only slightly worse than finding out that your campaign wants you to host a political fundraiser at a Britney Spears concert. [NASA says we’re all gonna die]

Missed Story [Giant] You Pick [universe] Celebrate [Budget] Lotts [CA$H] Recap [DMV]

Juniper Lane recently won the contest to open up for Coldplay and they rocked! Also, Vivion Smith was spotted in the cheap seats with fans taking pictures and signing autographs. Good for them…Coldplay followed suit and played their last two songs before the encore from the cheap seats.

Last Second Thoughts: Congratulations to DC’s Juniper Lane for scoring the opening gig at Coldplay’s August 3rd show at the Verizon Center