Russia is threatening [to mess with America’s GPS] District Flea closing indefinitely [hipsters everywhere feel a disturbance] Bill Clinton can see [what’s inside your heart] RIP “Alien” creator and nightmare dreamer [H.R. Giger] We collectively suck [as a driving population] VA teen kicked out of prom [because dads were ogling …

Goodbye, DC’s last video store [Movies to Go Since 1981] Goodbye, Smithsonian Museum of Natural History’s Dinosaur Hall [for five years] Festival month is approaching [prepare yourself] Step into the past [with a Google Streetview time machine] Juicy Couture closed [new shortage of pants with script on rear] Popville found …