If you bought into the hype like we did, you too were under the impression that the Obama campaign invented Twitter. President Barack Obama, the source of one of the world’s most-followed Twitter account, said Monday he’s never used the microblogging service. [say it ain’t so] What’s next: The Easter …

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Apparently, someone decided to run the numbers, and that whole Twitter Iran revolution thing wasn’t really a thing at all, considering only .027% of Iranians are on Twitter, and that doesn’t count those sneaky little folks who switched their home location on Twitter to Tehran when the events unfolded. [um, …

Burnt popcorn or a lunch decision gone terribly wrong? Don’t believe Anderson. It smells terrific in the Situation Room. [stank] We don’t want to know either.

Our statement regarding the Twitter spam controversy in which FamousDC is taking part: [$426.23] That’s not spam we’re sending, we really did make $426.23 today. We also learned how to fly & received a Nobel Peace prize. We’re also looking for a foreign financier who speaks little to no English …

John Kelly’s most recent column tackles the ridiculous nature of everyday people and their addiction to social networking. I’m Writing to Say That I Wrote This Column and That I’m Writing to Say That I Wrote It We’re writing to say that he wrote it, we read it and you …

Miley Cyrus has already given up on Twitter , but will McCain’s daughter? According to a tweet from Meghan last night, her Twitter account may soon be a thing of the past. why I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a …

Oprah joins Twitter. Miley Cyrus quits Twitter. This now makes Spencer Pratt the most Famous person on Twitter. Yep, this is all we’ve got today people. We need a Congressional scandal STAT.

Apparently, there is another Republican celebrity in Hollywood other than Ron Silver, and his name is Scott Baio. Radar Online notes how the actor has been knocking President Obama via tweets, calling him a "sh*tf*ck" and comparing him to Michael Vick. [who’s in charge now?] Apparently, this has disturbed some …

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What a total crapper for my fantasy teams this week. I had to leave to Austin for a wedding and when I got there I had too much to drink and forgot to do my lineups. I had guys on bye week starting. I got my ass handed to me. …

Before last night’s Dancing With the Stars episode aired, it was unclear as to whether Tom DeLay would be able to impress America, and more importantly, develop a fan base — especially going up against Peyton Manning and MNF . 10 seconds into his "Wild Thing" dance [and after the …

Robert Henson, the Redskin’s super-duper reserve rookie linebacker who hasn’t played a down in the NFL, recently got a few hits in via Twitter. "All you fake half hearted Skins fan can . . . I won’t go there, but I dislike you very strongly, don’t come to Fed Ex …

Raise your hand if you saw this coming from a mile away … Researchers from the University of Maryland who plodded through more than 6,000 Twitter postings by members of Congress have found– surprise! — that politicians spend most of their time on Twitter promoting themselves.  [say it ain’t so] …