No, not this. This.

He’s done with the sequins and ready to show America how Texans do it. [two step] Tom DeLay will be dancing the Texas Two-Step with Cheryl Burke on the season finale of "Dancing With the Stars" Tuesday night. Last month, DeLay had to drop out of the popular TV dance …

We figured his next move would be a Japanese game show. Last month, before he could be voted off the show, former Republican Congressman Tom Delay dropped out of ABC’s "Dancing With The Stars" due to double stress fractures in his feet. Now, after his brief brush with reality show …

With tears in his eyes, Tom DeLay told a live studio audience that he was leaving Dancing With the Stars. The announcement came moments after DeLay and his partner Cheryl were voted through to the next round.  [the man had the votes] DeLay made the tough decision to bow out …

First of all, what the hell happened to Macy Gray?  Given her natural ability and grace, there is no way she already got voted off.  We’ll just assume she was so good, she got an automatic pass to the finals. As for Tango Tom, he did not disappoint. ABC, who …

Last night Tom DeLay proved that he might just have staying power. [A Word About the Underdogs] Say what you want about Tom DeLay. He has come across as good-natured, determined, charming, hard working, and an all-around nice guy. I think some people who might not be fans of his …

Last night on Dancing With the Stars , the Muppets made a guest appearance during Aaron Carter’s performance.  Tom DeLay, who only manged to score 18 out of 30, could’ve used the Muppet contingent. Unfortunately for DeLay, he repeatedly tried to ice those Muppets from getting funding while in Congress.  …

Chris Frates and the cool kids read Jezebel, Randy Barrett doesn’t like the DC who’s-who blather, Daniel de Vise is unimpressed by lawmakers’ Tweets, Christina Bellantoni left the Washington Times to join Josh Marshall at TalkingPointsMemo, Texas Republic celebrated winning the House Softball league,  thankfully Christopher Columbus did not share the same drive …

Before last night’s Dancing With the Stars episode aired, it was unclear as to whether Tom DeLay would be able to impress America, and more importantly, develop a fan base — especially going up against Peyton Manning and MNF . 10 seconds into his "Wild Thing" dance [and after the …

From Patrick McHenry’s Facebook page: Yes, I’m doing the good republican thing … and watching Dancing with the Stars. (Can’t believe it!) DeLay’s still got it.

Point for Team Ireland. PS:  We loved Necessary Roughness via DeLay twitter feed.

He used to be feared on the House Floor, now he hopes to bring the competition to its knees on the dance floor.  It’s the Famous Five with Tom DeLay Are you worried about your level of competitiveness given that you’re the oldest contestant? I didn’t realize until they announced …

Tom DeLay seems to be having a good time not only on the dance floor, but also on Twitter. From his Twitter feed a few minutes ago: @tomdelay Hey Twinkle Toes @ChuckLiddell how’s the dancing coming along? Cant wait for the Hammer and the Iceman to hit the stage. Will …

He’s gone Hollywood.

Tom DeLay’s Dancing With the Stars partner Cheryl Burke recently admitted she was a little nervous that the former politician was going to be a "grumpy old man." She was happy to learn otherwise.  [hammer or softy?] "He’s a really nice guy and he’s such a family man," Burke says. …