FamousDC presents: Writing for Search Engine Optimization (SEO) 101 POLITICO: The Justin Bierbers of politics What a headline! We wonder what Michael Jackson, Tiger Woods, Rebecca Black, Matt Drudge, Brad Pitt, Anthony Weiner and Lindsay Lohan think about this. But haven’t we seen this before? Huffington Post: What Time Does …

We doubt Tina Fey will ever spend the weekend in Augusta after the board reviews this clip, but it was damn funny.

As Augusta approaches … AP: Tiger Woods ESPN Interview To Air Sunday Night UPDATE: Fleischer no longer working with Woods (h/t Jennifer Moire)

CBS News: Obama: “Tiger Still a “Terrific Golfer” RELATED: Golf Digest: 10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger John Boehner and Tiger Woods Golfing Together

Ari will make a great caddy: Two sources in the golf community have told The Post that Ari Fleischer, the former presidential advisor to George W. Bush and the man who was brought in to help repair the steroid-shattered image of Mark McGwire, has been huddling with Woods, plotting a …

From a DCCC press release: [the golf gloves are off] “Pete Sessions talking about ethics in Congress is like Tiger Woods talking about fidelity,” said Jesse Ferguson, Southern Regional Press Secretary for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. The only reason we saw this is because we have a Google alert …

People: Bill Clinton Offered His Support to Tiger Woods Former President Bill Clinton offered his support to Tiger Woods in a phone call with the embattled golf star, a spokesman for the former president confirms. NY Post: App Covers Your Tiger Tail Want to cheat on your spouse, but not …

Umm… “She said, I’ve had enough,” Tim Pawlenty said. “We should take a page out of her playbook and take a 9-iron and smash the window out of big government.” Four.

Deadspin: The Tiger Woods Guide To Post-Scandal Press Conferences A quick study of the historic record also provides several different strategies for approaching this important Hail Mary of public relations. Which option will Tiger choose? President Bill Clinton Strategy: Defiant lies Basketball Guy Kobe Bryant Strategy: Hold on to your …

… sometimes it is behind a velvet rope and you’re on the list. [spotted at National Airport in Washington, D.C.]

Clinton Portis on Tiger Woods: "If he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats." He continued: "You know, I’m gonna have temptations. If I find the temptation worth fulfilling, I’m gonna fill my temptation." Good to know Tiger still has fans. via Dan Steinberg’s Twitter Feed Washington Post: …

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There’s nothing more legit than quoting TMZ. Tiger Woods has officially been declared unfit for Congress — a California lawmaker is abandoning his plan to give Woods the highest Congressional award for a civilian in the wake of Tiger’s scandal. [capitol punishment] Besides the 10 or so ladies intimately familiar …