It’s amazing that this made CNN’s front page.  [sniffles] WASHINGTON (CNN) – Rep. Joe Wilson’s wife Roxanne has been diagnosed with swine flu, the congressman’s office confirmed to CNN on Thursday. However, CNN failed to report that Joe Wilson’s uncle has heartburn.

No, seriously, we can’t figure it out. Swine flu? Germs? Chad Pergram: Chain Letter

Has the Obama White House gone too far this time?

Seriously, you don’t want to go near them. Five Senate pages may have contracted swine flu, leading officials to warn Members and staffers to take precautions. [roll call] Below is an email from the Senate Sergeant of Arms office: I am writing to let the Senate community know that the …

30 seconds ago every news organization in the country [along w/ the help of this guy] was trying to convince us that the entire planet was in danger because of the pig flu.  It’s good to see that we’re now re-focused on the issues that actually matter. From CNN: TLC’s …

Even though he warned the rest of the country to be weary about public places, Joe Biden isn’t scare of swine — or beef for that matter. Earlier this afternoon, Vice Presdient Joe Biden, accompanied by his boss President Obama, enjoyed a burger at Ray’s Hell Burger in Virginia. On …

What would Cinco de Mayo remarks be without the mention of the swine flu. [obama says, "party on"] Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video" mce_href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a>

The new DHS website for Swine Flu information [must read] h/t Turk

Leave it to Joe Biden to single-handedly freak out the entire country.  [Say it ain’t Joe] "I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. It’s not that it’s going to Mexico, it’s you’re in a confined aircraft when one person sneezes it …

What will it be tonight – Obama , Lost , both or none of the above? Note: Fox feels it’s very important that we see “Lie to Me," so they will not be carrying the President’s remarks. And In case you’re not a fan of Lost, Obama or Fox, Animal …

UPDATE: CDC not on the same page yet. The US Pork Producers are making a stink on Capitol Hill as they attempt to urge lawmakers and the MSM to call this flu outbreak something other than “swine.”  [what’s in a name?] U.S. pork producers are finding that the name of …

Washington Times reporter Liz Glover asks actor Steve Buscemi about the swine flu on the red carpet for the premiere of the film "Blank City" at the TriBeCa Film Festival.