Politico’s Erika Lovley: House aides dish on unhappy meals “Our staff are dedicated employees and they can’t afford to eat every day downstairs,” Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger (D-Md.) told Beard during the hearing. “We should probably have at least one vendor like a Subway. Five-dollar footlong, five-dollar footlong — whatever.” Whatever …

Capitol Hill staffers will starve. Doris is pumped. Anne Schroeder Mullins: Hill’s Subway Store Closed

h/t Ericka Andersen

For the record, we have no idea if they enjoyed an Italian BMT or the Cold Cut Trio – nor do we care.  [baked]