Chris Cooley: Fitzgerald Larry Fitzgerald punked me in Hawaii. Getting down to half time, the NFC is trailing 14 to 3 and with only ten seconds on the clock and we’re fifty yards out. Of course anything can happen in a Pro Bowl and momentum changes happen nearly every drive. …

According to our friends at the DC Pro Sports Report, the answer is quite simple: Dan Synder. The problem is, Dan Snyder doesn’t know how to be the GM of an NFL team. He’s the worst sort of ignoramus — the kind who thinks he’s got it all covered and …

Who can leave a Mercedes unattended and running for 7 hours at a Metro and not have it stolen? Chris Cooley: Hockey Even more car craziness. When we got back to the Vienna stop and walked to the parking lot I found that somehow I had left the Mercedes running …

Cooley Zone: Congrats to Redskins Pro Bowlers

I got my ass whooped this week by a girl.  The playoffs are not going well for me. I’m going to touch on a few more games than I usually do because they are becoming so important this late in the season… for some teams. Let’s go…

Please accept my sincerest apologies for not producing a fantasy football rant during the week of thanksgiving.  I was busy organizing the Matt Cassel fan club in Boston. Obviously this was before he turned into the Britney Spears of NFL quarterbacks on Sunday. … This has been the most inconsistent …

No intro this week.  This is serious. 1.  I bet you started Larry Johnson again this week instead of dropping his duck footed ass for Ray Rice-and beans of the Baltimore Ravens.  Mr. Rice-and beans scooted himself to 17 fantasy points without scoring a touchdown.  Get yourself a nice flour …

McCain and Obama seem to be somewhat close in the polls as they head into the 4th quarter.  It’s anybody’s game and we might have to go into overtime on this one (House breaks Electoral College tie).  I could only dream of that scenario happening with any of my fantasy …

The DC weather finally turned cold. Fall is here. Break out the gloves and scarfs, because winter is coming.  What happened this weekend? Perfect Gold Cup weather Sarah Palin lit up SNL Texas won big Howard lost a heart breaker homecoming game, but Diddy partied back to back nights in …

What a week in NFL Fantasy Football.  We’re all worried about the market crash and my team made John McCain’s numbers look pretty damn good.  I’m dropping like a tub of concrete in the harbor with an Italian attached to it. To say I’m losing interest in my various leagues …

Week five is behind us now and FamousDC still refuses to cut their coverage of guys opening doors to focus solely on Fantasy Football. However, I was excited to see some actual football related coverage of the Washington Sunburn’s tight end, Chris Cooley.  Congrats to Mr. Cooley who managed to …

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …

Captain Chaos picked the right winners for his beard contest. Please click to see the pictures. This definitely went too far… Chris Cooley’s Blog: Beard Co-Champions How am I going to explain myself to brothers with amazing beards when I shaved mine off a week early? Well, by crowning them …

New Redskins coach Jim Zorn can’t lose. Ok, we’re still in preseason, but we’re calling it early … Skins in the Superbowl! DC Pro Sports Report: Redskins 17, Bills 14

ChrisCooley47: The beard winner revealed Jeff, the beard winner came out for practice today. He was nice enough to pose with the ladies and provide quite the interview with Christy. Hope it you had fun. Thanks!