Brought to you by Patrick Gavin.  Hilarious. 1.) “Queers for Fear” 2.) “I thought this was just the line for Georgetown Cupcake” 3.) “This font is big.” 4.) Your sign isn’t as funny as you think it is.” 5.) “God hates Figs.” 6.) “If your beliefs fit on a sign, …

Once is funny.  Twice is worrisome.  Three times is unacceptable. Dear Restaurant Associates: It’s time to hire a copy editor. *Note: Perhaps the turkey is so old it tastes like shrimp.  If that’s the case, we apologize. h/t: William Allison