As the competition for readers increases, so does the level of creativity in the headlines. Ben Nelson Has Issues [RCP] Don’t worry Mr. Nelson, we have issues too.

Sen. Claire McCaskill’s Missouri Tigers are playing Sen. Ben Nelson’s Nebraska Corn Huskers tonight and the office rivalry is heating up. The Hart Senate Office Building might as well be a freshman dorm. The rolling prank war between hallmates Sens. Claire McCaskill and Ben Nelson is back on, with McCaskill …