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Scott Brown and John Thune to form the Congressional Handsome Caucus; Vow to Pass Playboys’ Bill of Rights
In a bid to protect the rights of the good looking, Senators Brown and Thune will put their monosyllabic names together to form a new caucus. No word yet on a Joint Committee with Reps. Bono and Herseth Sandlin…either way, look for video. Note: Sen. Brown renounced his retirement minutes …
Scott Brown Announces Retirement, Cites Desire to Spend More Time Not Wearing Pants
Only months after tea drinkers swept him into office, Scott Brown announced he was leaving Congress. “This job looked a lot better on paper. Plus, I have less time to drive my truck…which I generally do without pants on. Did I mention I drive a truck? And that my daughters …
Biden’s Lunch Date
Biden recently said, “[I]t’s easy to be vice president, you don’t have to do anything. It’s like being the grandpa and not the parent. Yeah, that’s it!” He wasn’t kidding: [chew with your mouth closed] Vice President Joe Biden treated Republican Scott Brown of Massachusetts for a lunch at the …
Single Daughters [Scott Brown]
At least the entire country wasn’t watching …
Famously Twittered: Pants on the Ground in MA
If you need to be caught up to speed, click here. @pourmecoffee Don’t be fooled by early MA Senate results. A lot of the pro-Brown nudist districts report first. Classic.
Famously Quoteworthy: Coakley Loses, Market Wins?
Do you think Scott Brown armed his block-walkers with this data? “I think investors who are nervous about the dictatorship of the Pelosi proletariat will feel at ease, and we could have a gigantic rally off a Coakley loss and a Brown win,” said Cramer on Friday’s “Mad Money.” [odds …
Will Ayla Brown Rock Out At Her Dad’s Election Night Party Tomorrow?
If so, here’s our dream set for the Scott Brown election night party in Massachusetts: National Anthem … Respect … Some Kind Of Wonderful … Dancing In The Streets Also, if you are reading this Ayla, we’d be happy to open for you…we’ve rocked this one at karaoke nights numerous …