There are no words to describe this.  Actually, there are words, but none of the ones we attempted to use were even remotely appropriate. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and plan to get married. Mama Grizzly apparently doesn’t know. “We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol, 19, …

The world is watching … ESPN will host a one-hour special tonight to reveal where King James will land. Sarah Palin releases her new presidential campaign video on the same day. Coincidence? We just bought www.PalinLebron2012.com

CNN compares it to the Great Wall of China.  [Of course they did]

Tweeting is easier when you copy and paste. [Palin Plagiarizes]

We would’ve held out for $45,000. Bristol Palin has signed with a speakers bureau for a tidy sum of between $15,000 and $30,000 per speech, RadarOnline reports. In comparison, Levi rakes in $45 a speech.

ABC News’ Matthew Mosk: Sarah Palin Has Earned an Estimated $12 Million Since July

The Huffington Post recently asked, “just how much are Republican donors willing to pay for a private photo opportunity with conservative firebrands Sarah Palin and Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.)? The folks at Minnesota-Bachmann Victory Committee are putting the price tag at a whopping $10,000 per couple, according to a copy …

This is what happens when you hire the PR professionals that helped coin the phrase "freedom fries." Palin’s Going Rogue book tour has gotten in hot water over guidelines distributed by the Mall of America, which ask that reporters refer to her as “governor” and mandate that “English-speaking press only” …

"This isn’t ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." "Sarah Palin is a great friend to the bowling industry and we’re so proud and honored to welcome her as our keynote speaker at International Bowl Expo 2010" — Bowling Proprietors Assn of America exec. dir. Steven Johnson. [Huffington Post] Bowling …

Try over there – in fiction… h/t NotNotGindy UPDATE: Looks like Kim Rogers is the mystery photographer and the picture was taken at BWI this morning.

From Page 120 of Going Rogue: "Some drunk guy walked in and announced, ‘Tony Knowles got jacked up!’" What’s even better is this apparently took place at a bar called Humpy’s.

Sarah Palin just picked up her rotary phone and cranked out some robocalls in Virginia.  [pretty vague] “Virginia, hello, this is Sarah Palin calling to urge you to go to the polls Tuesday and vote for Sarah’s principles. The eyes of America will be on Virginia and make no mistake …

You could see this coming the moment she quit her job.  [bargain bin] Yesterday, we learned that Sarah Palin would make her first trip to Iowa since last year’s presidential campaign — sparking even more speculation that she may run for president in 2012. However, Politico reports that she wants …

She joined LinkedIn. Such big news, CNN reported on it.  [earth shattering] WASHINGTON (CNN) – Sarah Palin has placed her resume on LinkedIn. We hear Levi Johnston is extremely jealous, but due to the fact that he doesn’t have a resume, is unable to join.

Earlier today we told you about the Michelle Obama doll. Well, the fun doesn’t stop there. Star Tribune: Bachmann action figure sales can’t match Palin’ Michele Bachmann is no Sarah Palin. Not, at least, in the action figure business. … Since HeroBuilders, a manufacturer of action figures, unveiled its plastic …