#NATIONAL Never forget; don’t take your vitamins; A public apology that was actually terrible; male birth control is coming; these fashion models never need to eat; Ricky Gervais already got the new Apple Watch; Ducktales with real ducks; all your favorite movies recreated with stock footage; Schwarzenegger painted over Maria; …

We like this Time Magazine political memoir title generator, including its refresh button which reads “We can do better.” Here are some working titles for our next political book. There are hard choices and then there are hard choices—like what to call your political memoir. As with politics, the genre …

Apparently since her appearance at many of the WHCD after-parties in 2011 Sarah Palin has learned to hate fun. At least she introduced us to our new favorite word, “assclowns.” That #WHCD was pathetic. The rest of America is out there working our asses off while these DC assclowns throw …

Another nude cell phone pic [this time a Judge] Champ bows out of new media challenge [but why?] More women, less prostitutes [two lawmakers agree] Another blow to Metro [of the viral variety] Giant Sarah Palin heads [and why not] By Tracy Clayton

It’s been a hot minute, so we figured it was time. According to TMZ, Bristol doesn’t do stop lights very well. The Accused — Bristol Palin The Crime — Failure to stop for a red light in Alaska on November 19. The Fine — $210

Minus the butt spark joke, this is a pretty solid back-and-forth between Gov. Pawlenty and Stephen Colbert from last night’s Colbert Report. [h/t Playbook] PAWLENTY: “I was out of money, and I came in third place to Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul. I think that’s enough for any one person …

Always wanted the chance to dress Sarah Palin? Pick just the right pants suit for Michele Bachmann? Well now you can at Hero Builders! Dress your Republican lady the way you want – and don’t forget the pearls. On the way to check out you can also add an Anthony …

Spelling can be hard.  It’s even harder when you’re on a bus. SarahPalinUSA: We’ll highlight the beauty of legal immigrants’ work ethic and love of freedom while visiting Ellis Island & Statute of Liberty today. h/t EK

RCP’s Scott Conroy has the exclusive. RealClearPolitics: Palin’s Secret Weapon: New Film to Premiere in June Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was credited with playing a central role, the former Alaska governor pulled aside her close aide, Rebecca Mansour, to discuss …

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When asked if Sarah Palin running for President would scare her, Oprah Winfrey said: “It does not scare me because I believe in the intelligence of the American public.” Seen here.

During the filming of Palin’s show, they apparently didn’t really  speak to each other, had “zero chemistry” and Kate thought the food served was “terrible.” Geez, come to think of it, that sounds like our last blind date. US Magazine: Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin Had “Zero Chemistry” on “Terrible” Trip …

Below is an email message Todd Palin exchanged with Joe Miller’s campaign.  Todd is clearly pissed that Joe might not think his wife is qualified to be President of the United States.  Joe’s not alone, but that wasn’t even our favorite part. Our favorite line is this one: “Sarah spent …

Meghan McCain recently sat down with GMA’s George Stephanopoulos, where she was asked about being fired by her father’s presidential campaign. Meghan quickly clarifies: “I wasn’t fired, I was asked to leave and not come back.” Ah.  Totally different.