It’s been a few months, so here’s your obligatory Blago post. [you’re fired] Donald Trump is looking for a new Celebrity Apprentice! The mogul and head judge of NBC’s business reality competition has tapped some big names for the new season, including colorful ’80s singers Cyndi Lauper and Bret Michaels, …

A reader wrote in a few minutes ago and asked, “How long until we see “Obama’s Senate Seat For Sale” Facebook Group?” Our answer, “it already exists…” *Click on image to enlarge. UPDATE: Lead web investigator Extreme Mortman reports that the seat is also available on Ebay. UPDATE:  Slightly-used Senate …