As we’re all watching the news focus shift to the retirement of Pope Benedict XVI, let’s remember that the Vatican knows how to drive and control global news cycles. The Vatican released the announcement at 6 am Eastern on a Monday morning, had video ready to roll-out and an army …

And it’s come to this: An eighth-grade student body vice president in Connecticut was forced to resign after buying _____ from an underground “dealer.” a) weed b) a gun c) skittles Your answer … skittles. h/t Fark