Looks like that Dewey time share will have to wait another few days …[vacay] House members love to rush the exits on Thursdays before a recess week, but leaders from both parties are warning lawmakers not to book those early flights quite yet. Both Republican and Democrats say the House …

It’s a slow August Friday in Washington, D.C. … Remember smiling.

This “job opening” has been making the rounds on the hill during this slow recess week: Staff Assistant – Congressman Hova’s Office has an immediate opening for a Staff Assistant.  Responsibilities include running the streets, stacking cheese, and assisting House offices in tasks such as rain making and “tricking hoes …