This is fantastic. “You come after me on Facebook? What, are your fourteen? Here’s a status update: Grow the f–k up! Poke me again, and I will write s–t on your wall so obscene your computer will cry. Go back to the tundra, you f–king gimmick!” h/t Lazy Hazy’s SIL …

Not surprising: Rahm Emanuel being offensive and Palin breaking news on Facebook. In a Facebook post, Sarah Palin calls on President Obama to fire Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel for reportedly describing the strategy of Senate liberals as “f*cking retarded.” [damn, son] Based on Rahm’s email inbox, this isn’t shocking.

Rahm Emanuel, in anticipation of passing health care form, but never wanting to sound cocky: ‘No spiking the ball on the 20-yard line here.’

Don’t worry Capitol Hill staffers, you’re not the only ones looking for something to do right now. An unusual sign of protest has sprung up in Lubbock County, but you’ll have to take to the sky to see it. Once a year, Sam Bates plows over the weeds in a …

If you’ve ever wondered [unlikely] what a day in the life of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano was like, wonder no more. Below is an exclusive first glance at her Gmail inbox. Click here to enlarge

"And, Professional eater-outer WH COS Rahm Emanuel, having a casual dinner at Circa in Dupont last night with another guy around 9p."

If you’re attempting to replace former Rep. Rahm Emanuel, doing nonsensical sh*t like this just might work. Believe it or not, we think this ad is clever – but if there’s ever an underwater sequel, we hope Charlie Wheelan considers a few of our suggestions: 1. More underwater cursing.  You’re …

NY Daily News: Hotties of the Obama Cabinet 1) Barack Obama 2) Sanjay Gupta 3) Rahm Emanuel (really?) 4) Arne Duncan 5) Timothy Geithner 6) Shaun Donovan 7) Peter Orszag 8) Eric Holder 9) Steve Chu 10) Jon Favreau Sadly, there was no mention of this list in Rahm’s inbox.

Oh, how the times are a changin’ … “Days after” the election, incoming WH CoS Rahm Emanuel “was pushing” Blagojevich’s admin. to name Valerie Jarrett as Obama’s successor, and “also pressed that it be done by a certain deadline” (Chicago Sun-Times). “Days after” the election, incoming WH CoS Karl Rove …

If you’ve ever watched Sesame Street for more than twelve minutes, you quickly realized that Bert doesn’t really enjoy Ernie’s company.  The same goes for Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel.  The two might smile together in public, but their hatred runs deep. In a recent conversation, Emanuel tried to offer …

You know what Rahm’s inbox looks like, but what about his Christmas card? UPDATE: Crazy called, they want their Christmas card back.  [loves it]

As the Chicagoland version of Blagopoly continues to to play out, one character in particular is ducking reporters left and right. President-elect Barack Obama’s chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, refused to take questions from reporters this morning about whether he was the Obama “advisor” named in the criminal complaint against …

Have you ever wondered what Rahm Emanuel’s inbox looked like? Probably not, but in case you had … wonder no more. Click on the picture in order to increase the size. Thanks goes to the geniuses at HolyTaco.com for the inspiration.  And please note, this is a spoof and not …

Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen recently hung up on President-elect Barack Obama and his COS Rahm Emanuel.  Why?  Because the Florida Congresswoman thought she was being prank called by a radio station. Apparently it was not a prank.  [whoops] We hear Emanuel was f*@cking pissed. Because we think this is hilarious, we …

A press release issued by House Republican Leader John Boehner regarding Rahm Emanuel ends up in a Saturday Night Live Skit. It is F*&%$%!&*G awesome. SNL: A Message from The White House Chief of Staff Designate h/t AMC