Russia is threatening [to mess with America’s GPS] District Flea closing indefinitely [hipsters everywhere feel a disturbance] Bill Clinton can see [what’s inside your heart] RIP “Alien” creator and nightmare dreamer [H.R. Giger] We collectively suck [as a driving population] VA teen kicked out of prom [because dads were ogling …

Happy Monday. What a weekend: White House Correspondents Dinner, pre-parties, post-parties, brunches, NASCAR under the lights in Richmond, beautiful weather for Gold Cup, the Kentucky Derby, Floyd Mayweather Jr. earned his money, and and somehow Conan won the weekend.