The only person who can WIN more than Nick Saban is heading down South to help. @CharlieSheen: And we’ll know by minute 50 if he stays longer than President Obama.

…And every comedian on planet earth would rejoice.  [one could hope] Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura says he would consider becoming Ron Paul’s running mate — but only if the congressman runs for president on the Libertarian ticket. Important to note: There’s no indication that Paul has spoken to Ventura, …

The following line was seen in a Beijing online publication about Charlie Sheen.  [Global Times] “He ignored his own father’s advice to keep quiet, who was once the president of the US.” A valid point. h/t DP

When asked if Sarah Palin running for President would scare her, Oprah Winfrey said: “It does not scare me because I believe in the intelligence of the American public.” Seen here.

During the filming of Palin’s show, they apparently didn’t really  speak to each other, had “zero chemistry” and Kate thought the food served was “terrible.” Geez, come to think of it, that sounds like our last blind date. US Magazine: Kate Gosselin, Sarah Palin Had “Zero Chemistry” on “Terrible” Trip …

A new internet webpage popped up asking the question: Should Donald Trump Run For President? [hairy question]

ABC News Rick Klein reports: Gov. George Pataki ‘Looking at’ Run for President; Peekskill ‘Twice the Size of Wasilla’ But that ain’t the real news. Start watching about 8:22 in. Pataki finishes up talking about “stimulating the economy” and then refers to the Gentleman from Ohio as Leader Boner.

Below is an email message Todd Palin exchanged with Joe Miller’s campaign.  Todd is clearly pissed that Joe might not think his wife is qualified to be President of the United States.  Joe’s not alone, but that wasn’t even our favorite part. Our favorite line is this one: “Sarah spent …

Donald Trump, most known for his hair and inability to use spray tan correctly, recently appeared in a New Hampshire presidential poll. [surprise] Time is reporting that New Hampshire residents were polled by telephone last month to test their feelings about multiple 2012 Republican candidates. Some 30 questions in the …

Reminder: This is someone who is interested in running for the President of the United States, not President of the PTA. h/t Smart

Reuters Oddly Enough: Bring your banker, we’re grilling out!

This outta get real stupid, real quick: [can’t wait] Hugo Chavez, the Venezuelan President, has announced that he will start using Twitter, the microblogging site which will test his ability to deliver a concise message. Concise, huh? Mr Chavez speaks to the nation for hours every Sunday on his radio …

Mediaite: Robert Gibbs: The Health Bill Will Soon Be The “Law Of The Land” When asked if the president now believes if he has the votes to pass health care, Gibbs avowed “Chris we’ll have the votes when the House votes within the next week.”

Roll Call’s Keith Koffler: Obama Weighs War and Peace in Oslo In strikingly tough-minded language, President Barack Obama accepted the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo on Thursday, mixing a call for peace and idealism with a stark reminder that he commands the U.S. military and that war is sometimes necessary.