Once upon a time …  , Occupy K Street mucked up traffic, Obama can straight sing, pay attention to your vehicle height, Rick Perry left the race for the White House, Frank Luntz knows how to make GOP candidates cry, Rick Perry ran out of undershirts this week, Newt Gingrich …

Blogger outreach reaches new levels. [Perez] Ugh! SOPA was such a bitch! She deserved to get killed!! We’re so happy Representative Eric Cantor decided to stop all action on the bill that would inevitably kill the internet as we know it. We’re no fan of piracy, but this was just …

FishbowlDC: House of Reps. Shuts Down Perez Hilton Human Events Senior Editor Emily Miller tipped us off that the House of Reps. blocked the Perez Hilton gossip site from its servers.

Because we get all of our political news from Perez: During a weekly conference meeting Tuesday morning, members of the GOP were shown a parody of Lady Gaga’s Just Dance, in which the words were changed to Just Tax. [GOP looks great in pink] And just how does Perez feel …

Mario Lavandeira, aka Perez Hilton, invokes the c-word from his pageant rage. Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

If Perez isn’t doing it for you today, take a few minutes and check out this website.  Hint: Search Robert Byrd and then click on the first item that pops up.  You won’t be disappointed.

NY Post’s Page Six: Pamela Anderson wore a see-through top! Pneumatic “Baywatch” babe Pam Anderson – a guest of Mayor Bloomberg – made a jaw-dropping entrance at the Willard Hotel with her revealing outfit. “[She wore] short shorts and a see-through top,” our spy said. “You could completely see her …

Assisted-suicide guru Jack Kevorkian has tossed his political hat into the ring and is running for office.  According to reports, he’s running in Michigan to unseat Rep. Joe Knollenberg. Kevorkian, who recently spent time in the slammer for killing a man, will apparently run for office from his death bed …

According to the “Queen of all media,” Texas native Angie Harmon has announced that she’s backing Sen. John McCain for the White House. Perez Hilton: The TV actress also claims that there’s a lot of McCain support in LA and that there’s an underground Republican party in the city of …