Did you download your House of Cards [Cards Against Humanity deck yet?] Peet’s Coffee is coming to town [and already has representation] Sony is selling waterproof Walkmans [in bottles of water] Ricki Lake will not be in Congress [sadly] District Taco opening a new location [all is right with the …

Peet’s Coffee is [taking over DC] Ok Columbia Heights, we get it [Obama swung by] Maryland just says no to tracking [permits] You actually CAN be gluten free in DC [it doesn’t get any better] Oops sorry about all that stuff before [can I be mayor again?] I’m the governor …

It’s about to get chilly up in this place [NYE] Logan Circle coffee changes [seeya Caribou, hello Peet’s] DC Police pimpmobile cruises streets [for kids] Nat’l Zoo cheetahs behave as expected [and bite a deer to death] DC Cab Commission is sure [it’s doing well] Photo by Lawrence Cheng