Saddle up your wagon and avoid the inadequate grass. The Oregon Trail lives! You can play the classic game on Facebook starting next month. Sadly, still no hover boards.

Thank God for the Interwebs: The Oregon Trail is on Twitter. If one more person gets cholera, I am turning this wagon around. I don’t have time to caulk my wagon and float it across #OxenCanTotallyHoldTheirBreathForFiveMinutes If dysentery was currency, my wagon would be a gold mine. I don’t need …