In an otherwise serious piece of journalism about the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Sarah Kliff punned it up with one familiar ACA term among a list of explanatory entries. What’s an individual man date? That’s when two dudes hang out together in a non-romantic way, although it really …

As the deadline looms for the Affordable Care Act, HuffPost Live is holding a forum for you and Secretary of Health & Human Services Kathleen Sebelius to chat. This Monday, March 31, Sebelius will appear on HuffPost Live to speak about the health insurance and answer your questions about the …

Did you catch the International Space Station [last night?] José Andrés strikes again [Chinese Peruvian] $100,00 in jewelry stolen [the maid did it] Governor’s race in near [dead heat] Enterprising criminals begin [Obamacare scams] Photo by Noe Todorovich

Break out your Havana Coolers and Molson! Here is how the LadiesWhoLobby spent their evening (and now their morning!): Take a Sip: Every time Cruz says Obamacare. Just a small sip, mind you. Sip your Molson: Everytime Cruz disparages his homeland (Canada eh?) for having universal health care. Go to your Local Bar: And #makeDClisten. Suck down a Havana Cigar: When thoughts of White Castle make you wish you had something stronger. Cheers: A Toast to Wendy Davis. 7th Inning Stretch: Ted you get a little cranky when you’re hangry. Have a Snickers.

h/t Andrew Foxwell