Do you think things are bad? … You could… turn off the TV … hang in the dumps … ring the alarm bell … lead the team in catches or drop hockey pucks

He can’t get enough. JoMa: How to Win Tennessee

Diddy says “John McCain Is Buggin The F%^k Out’”! (keep the volume down, bad language)

Senator Biden recently told the FDC Secretary of Agriculture that he “needs to work on his pecs.”  [really]

They’re two of the funniest political celebrities to ever stumble upon YouTube. They have a cult following, tons of fans, sweet gear and if you’ve missed them thus far- well, welcome to the internet. They’re Jackie and Dunlap – the most hilarious redneck duo ever to grace our web page. …

Barack Obama Soundboard John McCain Soundboard

We’re all back at work. We’re drinking coffee instead of champagne. Congress is coming back. We have a stack of expenses to file. We’re buying our own drinks. The Black Eyed Peas are back to doing, well, whatever it is that they do. Here are a few closing thoughts and …

Keeping the leaks hidden, Rolling out his VP pick the day after Obama’s speech, Announcing Palin, a female Governor from Alaska, Dare We Say: RETURN OF THE MAC!

Both campaigns have done a good job trotting out their conventional wisdom picks: Romney for McCain Biden for Obama Did we just bite on another pump fake or are these the legit picks?

We hear… Biden just doubled his security detail. Is he the VP pick or is this another pump fake by the Dream Team Obama?

Listen up sports fans, we’ve got two outs in the bottom of the 9th, 4th down, 6 teams fouls, only seconds left on the clock before the buzzer sounds … WE’VE GOT VICE PRESIDENTIAL PICKS COMING You can get text alerts from the Obama campaign as soon as the pick …

BUT not debate while partying. Hill Republicans continue to own Capitol Lounge, but is everything else slipping away? Democratic staffers have taken over U Street and are looking to expand their jurisdiction. Will an Obama Administration mean nobody can get a table at Chi-Cha Lounge and Local 16’s roof top …

Quote of the week: “Barrack Obama on vacation in Hawaii, following the Fix’s lead, of course.” Keep the hat!

FamousDC has decided to get off the sidelines during this historic election. We’re ready to endorse a candidate… See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die