Yesterday James Carville said this: “If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he’d have two.” Today he said this: “If I offended anybody, I am not sorry and I do not apologize.” Point, Carville.

Pat Gavin: Carville: Obama Needs a Pair Speaking to reporters Thursday, Democratic strategist James Carville dropped this one-liner: “If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he’d have two.”

I got 99 problems and re-election ain’t one. The only rapper to win re-election without a pen. If you’re with Obama, throw the diamonds up. (we could go on for days) Tara Palmeri’s Page Six: Jay-Z to stump for Obama The brains behind President Obama‘s 2008 election campaign are already …

President Barack Obama penned a letter for the DCCC titled “Final Countdown.” According to the first sentence, it seems President Obama is now attempting to weigh in on the County Board elections …

USA Today: Obama: 24/7 media makes it hard to focus ‘on the long term’ “I’ve been surprised by how the news cycle here in Washington is focused on what happens this minute, as opposed to what needs to happen over the course of months, years,” Obama told the crowd at …

POLTIICO’s Ben Smith: MTV screening Obama’s audience for views, looks “We’re just trying to get the broadest, most diverse audience possible,” she said, denying that either Republicans or ugly people would be screened out. “We want to have divergent points of view – we’re not looking for a single-view audience.

The Twitter machine of White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs: If you missed this video, please tax 2 mins and watch it – pass it along to your friends http://bit.ly/9o6LdL

So it looks like Rahm F*!**&G Emanuel is running for Mayor of Chicago [Bears bandwagon?] We thought this would be a great opportunity for all of us to reflect on our time together. June 21, 2010: Rahm Packing His Bags? April 10, 2010: Look Out Foursquare … Rahm Wants to …

Howard Stern thinks Obama is one and done. The shock jock weighed in on President Barack Obama’s fortunes — or misfortunes — on his Wednesday radio program, saying that he thinks a second term for Obama is unlikely, according to a rough summary provided by MarksFriggin.com, which summarizes every Stern …

A new internet website just popped up and they’re selling t-shirts just in time for fall. The Tea Party might have a quasi-mainstream official platform, but it also seems to be a magnet for far right loonies, angry racists, borderline psychotics and those that are simply grossly misinformed. These shirts …

Rick Klein will be drafting fantasy FB while Tweeting Obama Iraq speech. if I draft David Petraeus, please excuse me in advance.

Do not bother the President when he’s buying shrimp.  [noted]

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