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Which is Tougher?
Running an NFL franchise or managing an amusement park? DCist: File Under Duh: Six Flags is Bankrupt It’s reported that Snyder and his Redskins buddies who went in on the company lost over $130 million on their initial investment.
Washington, BCS
Having solved all other crisises facing America… [swamp bowl] The House Subcommittee on Commerce, Trade, and Consumer Protection held a hearing to dissect the Bowl Championship Series, asking whether the model needs to be tweaked, overhauled or done away with altogether. While some lawmakers are passionate about legislation that is …
Welcome to Washington
Where the politics are always heated and we take our football damn serious. [Man Removes Car Flag, Gets Clocked By Motorist]
Fitzy Punks Captain Chaos
Chris Cooley: Fitzgerald Larry Fitzgerald punked me in Hawaii. Getting down to half time, the NFC is trailing 14 to 3 and with only ten seconds on the clock and we’re fifty yards out. Of course anything can happen in a Pro Bowl and momentum changes happen nearly every drive. …
Why Do the Redskins Continue to Poop the Nest?
According to our friends at the DC Pro Sports Report, the answer is quite simple: Dan Synder. The problem is, Dan Snyder doesn’t know how to be the GM of an NFL team. He’s the worst sort of ignoramus — the kind who thinks he’s got it all covered and …
Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Playoff Edition
I got my ass whooped this week by a girl. The playoffs are not going well for me. I’m going to touch on a few more games than I usually do because they are becoming so important this late in the season… for some teams. Let’s go…
Fantasy Football Rantworthy Week 13
Please accept my sincerest apologies for not producing a fantasy football rant during the week of thanksgiving. I was busy organizing the Matt Cassel fan club in Boston. Obviously this was before he turned into the Britney Spears of NFL quarterbacks on Sunday. … This has been the most inconsistent …
Chris Cooley Gets “Air-Humped”
How did you celebrate after the Redskins win over Seattle? If your Chris Cooley [47] it went something like this … Before I knew it I was held down on the floor being manhandled and punched in the crotch, oh yea, I got air humped in retaliation while I was …
Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 12
Like Al Franken, on Sunday I was just hoping they’d keep finding me more points here and there. I came up short this week just like I always do – just ask my wife. The post season will find me watching from the sidelines screaming! Let’s do it.
Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 9
No intro this week. This is serious. 1. I bet you started Larry Johnson again this week instead of dropping his duck footed ass for Ray Rice-and beans of the Baltimore Ravens. Mr. Rice-and beans scooted himself to 17 fantasy points without scoring a touchdown. Get yourself a nice flour …
FamousDC Fantasy Football Reminder
Public Service Announcement: NFL Thursday games are back. You have two hours to set your line-ups ready. The Weekly Fantasy Football Rant from Brad Kanus will return tomorrow.
Monday Morning Rant – Game 4 Edition
Happy Monday Morning. We’re sure you are all rested up and ready to start the week because there was no late NFL game because of the World Series. Who made this call? Who thought this was a good idea? The NFL is playing nice with MLB and we all have …