Weather: Welp, it looks like it will literally be raining on Donald Trump’s parade, but that won’t put a damper on this weekend’s festivities. If you’re attending outside events today, bring your rain boots (or an ark), but do be aware that umbrellas and other items are prohibited at Inauguration and …

According to a recent HuffPo article, The Trump has some strict rules on who and who cannot be #2 on his presidential ticket. After all, he doesn’t want anyone to outshine him – which is most definitely why he’s not going to pick a woman. In an effort to simplify things, we …

People say DC is Hollywood for ugly people, but as District fanatics, we take slight offense to that notion – at least most of the time. However, as a city always on the go, it’s hard to look perfect all of the time – especially when your day starts with …

If animals could vote, he would have locked up the nomination months ago. Talked politics at the Zoo today with @JonKarl. Interview goes online next week. twitter.com/newtgingrich/s… — Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) June 14, 2012  

We were just sitting here wondering, “what does Newt look like when he’s taking a cat nap on camera?” Thank you Internet for the answer. video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player h/t ABC News

Meet Marin Cogan, GQ’s Political Correspondent. Marin took a couple minutes between chasing down Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney to answer a few questions for one of our Famous 5 interviews. 1. How did you land the sexiest political reporting gig in DC? It all began very sexily: with an …

Brilliant move. Note: A confirmed source tells us Pink Ranger is a lock for Secretary of State. big h/t to @AKaczynski1

Comedian Chris Farley, who often portrayed Speaker Gingrich on “Saturday Night Live”, paid a surprise visit to the House Republican Conference. [C-SPAN 1995] h/t Chris Taylor

After hearing the news that Newt Gingrich wrote another book, we were forced to Google this. It may be the middle of a presidential campaign, but Newt Gingrich has a new book out: The Battle of the Crater, written with William R. Forstchen. [via Goddard] What is he up to …

When your latest campaign email subject lines reads, “I Told Newt He Looks Fat,”  your open rate is likely to increase. David Catanese breaks down For Rep. Grayson’s odd behavior.

We’re not quite sure this is what Charles Richter had in mind back in 1935. [is there a scientific formula involved?] If Newt is a 7.2, what is Arnold?

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Newt Gingrich: Capitol Hill staffers ‘have never had a real job’ “Of course it’s the nature of the modern Congress, which hires lots of nice young staffers who have never had a real job, who spent their entire life being arrogant to visitors from back home, who end up thinking …

We totally forgot it was that time of the year.  No, not Dunkin Donuts pumpkin spice latte time – but the time of the year when we’re supposed to wonder if Newt Gingrich will run for president. Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich will consider whether to run for president following …

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