We love reading news like this: [lock the doors] An escaped chimpanzee has been relocated to an animal refuge after wreaking havoc in a Kansas City neighborhood, fox4kc.com reports. The 300-pound chimp, named “Sue,” was spotted wandering through a neighborhood on Tuesday, destroying a gate, fence and police car, according …

In the wake of the recent power outages in the DC area, it’s easy to take for granted the brave men and women who work around the clock to restore our power. Even though they work as fast as they can, we often find ourselves still complaining that it’s not …