FAMOUS FORECAST It’s raining, it’s pouring and we wish we were snoring. It’s back to work for a lot of us so whether you’re driving, taking the metro, or especially walking, grab your umbrella because like us, Mother Nature is mourning the end of the holiday break. WHAT YOU NEED TO …

Weather: It isn’t officially winter until the 21st, but that won’t mean much as temperatures drop into the 20s this weekend. At its warmest, the weekend should bring us conditions in the 40s, and on the bright side, you’ll have plenty of sunshine all weekend long (see what we did there?). …

FAMOUS FORECAST Rain is a total bummer it brought down our temps to a comfortable 85 degrees with cloudy skies all day. FRIDAY JAM Brought to you by Tazwell Jones of Bryant Row.  Hillary Clinton’s campaign didn’t miss a beat last night, and that especially includes their choice of soundtrack. When today’s featured …

It has been 0 days without a shoe being thrown at Hillary Clinton #NATIONAL Obama nominates his Bro; NASA is building a flying saucer; Sebelius (and Seacrest) Out; #CancelColbert worked; Bacon prices rising; we want more more fake car noises in TV news; goodbye Ultimate Warrior; did you change all …

Since the shuttle program is coming to an end, what is NASA going to do with their time and expertise? How about solving some problems here in the nation’s capital? We have a few suggestions of our own. If they can put a man on the moon and throw multi-national …

Fox News: Are Aliens Among Us? Sort of, NASA Says

Astronauts have all the fun. [NASA] Officials said they found a plastic container with cocaine inside Tuesday as they prepped the Space Shuttle Discovery at Kennedy Space Center for its flight in March, reports Central Florida News. [moon crack] The NBC Miami report gets even more hysterical. NASA officials said …

It’s time to get NASA more funding.  They’re taking drastic steps. NASA will tomorrow launch a spectacular mission to bomb the Moon.  [moon madness] But that’s not the best line … The attack on the Moon is not a declaration of war or act of wanton vandalism. Pluto finally gets …

Apparently not even what Pelosi knew or when she knew it (old news), or how badly POTUS was heckled by the ghost of Touchdown Jesus, himself, could keep WaPost readers from just NEEDING TO KNOW: how do astronauts pee in space? (Hint: it’s a series of tubes) Seriously, that’s the …

This news is only slightly worse than finding out that your campaign wants you to host a political fundraiser at a Britney Spears concert. [NASA says we’re all gonna die]

Anytime a lead paragraph of a NASA related story that starts like this, you can rest assure that our space program is well-funded: NASA called off tests of the International Space Station’s urine recycler on Sunday after problems developed … [money well spent] It’s unclear as to whether the urine …

Forget the “Bridge to Nowhere” – how about the elevator to space? 

Apparently there are pretty “dope” tips coming from aliens living on Mars.  Below is an IT security advisory sent to all Senate employees. We have received reports of an increase in malicious e-mail traffic from foreign networks to Senate users.  These e-mail messages appear to come from major news organizations …