When Nancy Pelosi’s cats hear about her latest “pet project”, they’re gonna be all sorts of pissed.  [meow]

Last night the Washington Press Club Foundation hosted its 876th annual Congressional Dinner.  We hear the food was undercooked, but the entertainment was well done. Some of the talent on stage to deliver the laughs included:  Sen. Klobuchar, Rep. McCarthy and Speaker Nancy Pelosi.  Below are the best jokes of …

According to Nancy Pelosi’s math, every time someone sneezes in America, someone else loses their job.  And if it was ever possible for someone to lose their job twice in one day, she’s got that figured out too. Note: There are currently 305,700,000 Americans in the US.

It’s a sad day for working women across America when stuff like this happens. From Wake Up Call • House Speaker Nancy Pelosi “has ruled that reporters will not carry purses of any kind whatsoever into the Speaker’s Lobby” (The Hill). Hater. Not to fear, when called, Pelosi’s office explained …

What’s better? The headline that even we’re too scared to click on. or…. The fact that Steny made the picture and is looking a bit nervous.

We have no official word as to why, but Speaker Pelosi’s Kitty Cam video has been taken down from YouTube.   The message, “this video has been removed due to terms of use violation” appears when you attempt to play the video. This is truly a sad day in American politics.  …

Yesterday, we were the first to bring you Nancy Pelosi’s “Kitty Cam.”  And while we still think it’s the creepiest thing we’ve ever seen, the concept worked.  Proof is in the attention the video has garnered in the past 12 hours. According to the Hill: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) …

Is YouTube Ruining American Politics?  Speaker Pelosi Releases Strange Video Starring Stray Cats We have no idea what the hell this video is about, but if it’s any indication as to how Speaker Nancy Pelosi plans on spending the next two years, we’re stoked. Who doesn’t love kitty litter? Note:  …

Warning:  We watched this video and it scared the crap out of us, so there’s no doubt the children flanking Speaker Pelosi are going to need therapy for years to come.

If you’ve ever watched Sesame Street for more than twelve minutes, you quickly realized that Bert doesn’t really enjoy Ernie’s company.  The same goes for Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel.  The two might smile together in public, but their hatred runs deep. In a recent conversation, Emanuel tried to offer …

This email is making its rounds on Capitol Hill.  Our favorite line, “you’ll never be late for the Disco or the Day Labor Shelter.”  Subject: Congressional Motors Announces The First Car for 2012 The Pelosi It’s in the way you dress.  The way you boogie down.  The way you sign …

Have you ever wondered what Rahm Emanuel’s inbox looked like? Probably not, but in case you had … wonder no more. Click on the picture in order to increase the size. Thanks goes to the geniuses at HolyTaco.com for the inspiration.  And please note, this is a spoof and not …

Extreme Mortman recently featured his top 10 funniest political quotes of the year.  Below are two of our favorites: John Edwards on cheating on Elizabeth Edwards: “Can I explain to you what happened? First of all it happened during a period after she was in remission from cancer.” Nancy Pelosi …

Who doesn’t love politics? Nancy Pelosi doesn’t like John Dingell because of his stance on CAFE, so she supports his primary opponent.    ENEMIES Nancy Pelosi becomes the first Speaker of the House and who swears her into office? The Dean of the House, John Dingell. FRIENDS Fellow Californian Henry …

October of an election year on Capitol Hill means one of two things if you’re a staffer. You’re either deployed to a congressional district in hopes of picking up some scattered ass and a few votes, or two, you stick around town, with most of your time dominated by social …