By popular demand, we partnered up with our friends over at Photox again for a little fun with some of our favorite politicos.

Cinco de Mayo [margarita prices] Mirror, mirror on the wall [which rap artist has the largest vocabulary of them all?] Are you single? Do you make $100-200k? [we have the perfect 400 square foot studio for you] The running of the chihuahuas [this is really actually a thing] Building collapses …

With the Nats home opener just a week away, we’re gearing up watching C-SPAN clips of politicians talking about baseball.

#NATIONAL 1WTC at 1,776 ft = ‘MERICA; We love our vets! [On Nov. 11 & all other days of the year]; On Instragram straight flexin’; We’re really looking forward to crashing some holiday parties; Adam Levine and his puppy. You’re welcome; Don’t tase me bro; Under Armour drops $150M on MapMyFitness; Sorry; #THEDISTRICT If your colleague went to Fight Night and made it …

Roll Call honors the 26 current Members of Congress who followed his or her father’s footsteps to the Capitol. Nancy Pelosi: “While I was still in the middle of my first campaign for Congress, a tough battle, my father said to me, ‘Just remember — I don’t need a ticket …

Keeping up with Twitter is sometimes exhausting. [tweet] In twin moves reflecting their new roles in the next Congress, Reps. John Boehner (R-Ohio) and Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) modified their official handles on Twitter. Boehner’s new handle will be: @speakerboehner Pelosi’s new handle will be: @NancyPelosi At last count, Boehner was …

Last night’s landslide victory by House Republicans will mean big changes in Congress, but will it mean big changes for the House cafeterias? Over the past couple of years, Nancy Pelosi has taken to greening the House cafeterias.  Included in this endeavor was the implementation of the compostable utensil initiative, which has …

This is the bizarre kind of stuff you can do when you have zero chance of winning. h/t Mrs. Lazy Hazy

Speaker Nancy likely wasn’t expecting this question: “Why are there so many probs with the govt?” @brikeilarcnn Bring your kids to work day on the Hill. Spkr Pelosi takes questions.

The only thing going well for Nancy today, a rhyming headline courtesy of POLITICO: Pelosi’s grip on House slips Next week she gets her very own haiku.

The DCCC is not pleased with the NRCC:  [how dare you] The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) is not amused with a Republican fundraising letter released yesterday that purported to be from Nancy Pelosi. Part of the letter read: “Many of you have been asking, ‘Where are the jobs?’ But …

California Democrat Xavier Becerra learned a valuable lesson yesterday. “I understand I have tire tracks on my back because Xavier threw me under the bus,” witnesses quoted Pelosi as saying. [my bad] Don’t ever cross Nancy Pelosi.

When you’re the Speaker of the House, sometimes your job includes making people cry. [tissue time]

"Is" Nancy Pelosi a Lakers fan? "From our perspective we won last night." — Nancy, last night. We guess it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. [click]