While we are saddened at the news of the Salahi divorce, we should have this coming. Here’s Michaele spotted with her DC boy toy earlier this summer.   RELATED: Huffington Post: Tareq Salahi Divorce: Officially Splits From Wife Michaele Salahi

The Twitter banter about Michaele Salahi’s disappearance has been excellent. Patrick Gavin makes one of the more solid points: @pwgavin The good news? Your wife was not kidnapped. The bad news? She was cheating on you. Tommy McFly also had fun yesterday, asking followers to say where Michaele was not, …

Nobody can find Michaele Salahi and her husband doesn’t think the cops care. “Real Housewives of D.C.” star Tareq Salahi believes his wife Michaele Salahi was abducted in Virginia yesterday … but he’s afraid the cops aren’t taking the situation seriously … TMZ has learned. TMZ just spoke with Tareq …

Famous 5: Alex Becker, DC Dream App Winner Meet Alex Becker, winner of our DC Dream App contest and Huffington Post intern. We were just as shocked as any to find out Alex was an intern when he won the contest with his DC Intern Fashion Fail Detector app. Born in …

Major thanks to Patrick Ryan of SnarkInfested for rocking the camera and taking all the pics at last night’s Beltway Celebrity Happy Hour.

Michaele Salahi, DC’s favorite reality star, is way more talented than she had originally let on.  Besides being really good at showing up to events uninvited, Salahi also sings. Her first single, “Bump It,” dropped yesterday and features lyrics such as, “like I’m so hot and you’re like so not.” …

We wonder if Greg Leuch, a New Yorker who developed a Charlie Sheen browser blocker, could quickly work up one for Michaele Salahi’s name. [exit stage right] Reality show star and White House party-crasher Michaele Salahi has been asked to leave the television show “Celebrity Rehab” because she does not …

Saturday Night Live’s opening skit lampooned the Famous White House party crashers. We can’t stop watching either.