Michael Steele and Pauly Shore. Via @MattOrtegatwitpic.com/9w2j4y — Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) June 13, 2012  

After multiple requests [and captions] from several readers, we figured this was worth the post. Note: If you go to the website to view this picture, you have to watch a 30 second ad first. As you can see below, it’s worth it. Captions: Michael Steele: “So, if you take …

The RNC is losing two very talented aides in the next few days. Chief of staff Mike Leavitt and communications director Doug Heye –leaving after the RNC after this week’s Winter Meeting. A new chairman will be picked Friday. They don’t expect Steele to win reelection – and wouldn’t stay …

In what’s likely the best dolphin show since Ron Bonjean’s days on the mic at the Milwaukee Aquarium, a group of dolphins in Japan have choreographed and performed a true-to-life reenactment of Michael Steele’s Chairmanship of the RNC. Personages: Dolphin # 1 (AKA, the Jumper): Michael Steele Dolphin #2: Haley Barbour Dolphin #3: John Boehner Dolphin …

We don’t know what this means. “I work every day in this job, as I like to put it, to turn the elephant. Now, I don’t know if you ever had to turn an elephant, but the end you have to start with is not necessarily the best place to …

The Atlantic: Why the RNC Won’t Can Michael Steele

Who knew Michael Steele would spend more money on flowers than his predecessor? Republican National Chairman Michael Steele is spending twice as much as his recent predecessors on private planes and paying more for limousines, catering and flowers – expenses that are infuriating the party’s major donors who say Republicans …

Then don’t read this. Jordan Fabian: Steele: White Republicans are scared of me

Daniel Carty (CBS): Michael Steele: GOP Has “Found Its Voice Again” “Now the bottom line is this, the drama of 23 was nice and cute and fun, [and] everybody made fun about how the party’s all fractured. The reality is now that we have a chance to get the seat …

The new GOP.com launched to good reviews yesterday.  Unfortunately, the Michael Steele blog lingo did not catch fire. After an initial round of Internet mockery, the Republican National Committee has apparently decided to drop "What Up?" as the title of Michael Steele’s blog on the newly revamped GOP.com . It’s …

A few of our favorites are below. Note: Not quite sure about that first one.  [David, this isn’t an email to your frat brothers]

Good artists create, great artists steal, right?  [mirror image] Castellanos, a consultant to the Republican National Committee, offered poll-tested language that the party could use to kill President Obama’s health-care legislation in Congress. "If we slow this sausage-making process down, we can defeat it," he reasoned. RNC Chairman Michael Steele …

As part of C-SPAN’s "Students & Leaders" program showing next week, C-SPAN recently taped RNC chairman Michael Steele talking to students at Woodson Senior High School in DC. During Mr. Steele’s presentation, he tells Woodson students how we got kicked out of Johns Hopkins. He tells the students: "I partied …

Big ups to Team Nora over at Last Call. SHOT . . . "I’ve reached out to him several times, and I’m done" — RNC chair Michael Steele, on Obama (3/28). . . . CHASER "I appreciate the president giving me a shout out. I’ve given him a few over …

You know it’s a "snow" news day when all the major news outlets are actively placing odds on the latest GOP steel cage match: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eric Cantor Meanwhile, RNC Chairman Michael Steele is over in the corner jumping up and down. [Remember me?] <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1417803/" >Who should …