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Mayor Fenty
Open Letter to Mayor Fenty Re: Your Brilliant Idea
Dear Mayor Fenty, … We know you’re busy , but when you have a spare moment, would you mind addressing a silly little rumor circulating the District. … You know, the one about you entertaining the idea of putting all DC residents in harm’s way in order to save a few …
Finally, A Political Petition Worth Signing
Fearful that a few stiff, old, boring members of Congress will try to eliminate the good times had during inauguration week, a handful of clever DC bloggers have teamed together to urge Mayor Fenty to keep the District bars open until 5am. The war on Inaugural partying has begun. One …
Mayor Fenty’s Wife Gives Birth At Undisclosed Location
Congratulations to Mayor Fenty and his wife on the birth of their new baby girl. According to reports, it’s “the first female born into the mayor’s family in three generations.” [if at first you don’t succeed] As for the birth taking place at an undisclosed hospital- that’s true. “Michelle …
Rantworthy #3 [My First $16 Cab Ride]
Dear Mayor Fenty, Thank you so much for putting meters in all of the DC cabs- as if we didn’t pay enough in taxes. Lord knows the city workers need more money to embezzle. After all, they do have luxury cars to buy. I figured I’d let you know that …