Adieu dinosaur bones [DC says goodbye to Fossil Hall until 2019] Uber’s defensive [because UberX can be deadly] Nationals conquer the Padres 4-0 [Natitude] Kids too frequently are [skipping school in DC] Old Post Office Tower closing [on Thursday] House of Cards will stay in Maryland after all [everything’s coming …

#NATIONAL Where’s the damn plane?; Obama goes Between Two Ferns; Russia…okay; Pinkberry founder going to jail; Bill Gates says a robot will take yer job; the 1800s called and they’d like their diseases back; GET TO DA TANK; #DISTRICT 8 best Irish bars in DC to celebrate St. Patty’s; March 23 = Amsterdam Falafel opens; 18th Amendment …

Dribbble user R A D I O made this pretty incredible depiction of Facebook buying Whatsapp for $19b with a toe-tapping, sandal-clad Zuck Dawg making it rain.  

We noticed that Katy Perry visited Facebook the other day, where she hung out with Mark Zuckerberg for Nacho Wednesday in the social media giant’s cafeteria.  Few things we noted about her visit: 1) That is the greatest nacho eating outfit ever. 2) She posed with Facebook employees in what …

Social media, taking over the world… @mikeallen: TIME Person of Year: Mark Elliott Zuckerberg, 26, “for connecting more than half a billion people” See the cover image http://bit.ly/91JWqe