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Levi Johnston
Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office
Levi Johnston might get his very own reality teevee show. [who’s surprised?] Johnston will run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska — yes, the same job that propelled Sarah Palin to governor of that state (and later, the vice presidential nomination) — in a new reality project being pitched by Stone …
Need relationship advice? Call your…lawyer?
It isn’t like anyone was surprised when Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston decided to call it dunzo. Fortunately for Levi, his attorney Rex Butler has already figured out how this relationship is going to turn out…just fine. Johnston’s lawyer told us he doubts the couple is truly broken up for …
Question of the Day: How Many Is Too Many When You’re Relaxing In Your Birthday Suit?
If you were to pose naked for a classy magazine, how many people would you want in the room during the shoot? If you’re Levi Johnston, the answer is a baseball team, plus a coach. How many people will be in the room for Johnston’s photo shoot? There will be …
Levi Johnston’s Twitter Imposter Has Finally Come Clean
Remember the fake Levi Johnston Twitter we had a little fun with a while back? Well, it turns out it was indeed fake. [shocking] “Levi Johnston’s Twitter imposter has finally come clean. … After Conan O’Brien apologized Thursday night to Johnston for a skit William Shatner performed on ‘The Tonight …
Famously Quoteworthy: Birthday Suit
So long as he says things like this, we’ll continue to cover his brilliance. [gifted] I just get naked. That’s what I do. — Levi Johnston What can we say, he’s good with words.
Huge Sarah Palin News
She joined LinkedIn. Such big news, CNN reported on it. [earth shattering] WASHINGTON (CNN) – Sarah Palin has placed her resume on LinkedIn. We hear Levi Johnston is extremely jealous, but due to the fact that he doesn’t have a resume, is unable to join.
Everyone Is Obsessed With @LeviJohnston05
Is the Levi Johnston Twitter account real? Or is this another attempt attempt at faking someone’s identity. [insert Frank Luntz] @notlarrysabato thinks it’s fake: @LeviJohnston05 If this account was real, I think you would use a picture that wasn’t from a publicly available commercial. So does @williambutler: @LeviJohnston05 I’d still …
Reason #46 Why We Love This Country
Can we talk about the people who thought of getting Levi Johnston to do ads for their pistachio company? They are the smartest people in the world. Next Ad: "Hi. I’m Levi Johnson, and I KNOW nuts…"
Former Nixon Aide Pat Buchanan Keeps It Classy
Pat Buchanan’s not crazy, he just too old to care anymore. [tell us how you really feel] Conservative pundit and onetime Nixon aide Pat Buchanan suggested in an interview Monday that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s husband should murder her daughter’s ex-boyfriend for speaking unfavorably about her campaign and decision to …
Why Is He Still Talking? The Levi Johnston Edition
How does he get air time on the Today Show? [brilliant] Levi Johnston, the father of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s grandson, told the "Today Show" this morning that he thinks the governor changed markedly after her losing bid as the Republican Party’s vice presidential candidate. What’s next, GQ will invite …