If you’re like us and only read one-third of the post, it’s true – Jim Newell is leaving Wonkette for RedState. If you read the whole post… oh hell, who has time for that? AHEM. [Turning third-person voice off for first time ever.] I come with a “Tuesday Night News …

Oprah on Chicago: "Why Would Anybody Stay? It’s Freezing Here, And I Have A Mansion In Montecito That I Haven’t Been Able To Enjoy" [hometown lovin’] Mayor Daley is beside himself. The man is a total wreck. He’s blaming the "media" for her departure. PS: We know conservatives blame ACORN …