This didn’t take long [Bitter Americans] Press Secretary to the Rescue [Grim] Congress to investigate BCS [too much free time]

Fox Anchor Son Asked McCain “hitting the sauce question” [Grella’d] Do we need another reason to hate Philly? [Flyers win 6-3] NBA MVP Race compared to The Wire [The Connect–Steve Nash] Harry Reid on Clinton vs. Obama [He’s Bitter]

Official Masters Leader Board [Immelman!] Would you let Lenny Dykstra invest your money? [Player’s Club] Girls Night Out DC [Sheckys] Proctor & Gamble plans hip-hop music foray [Pringles Poppin’] Mark Penn Never Went to Class [Harvard Crimson] Stomp the Yard producer making movie about drug dealer [Clinton pardoned]

Up in the club [doing the bear rub] Posted DMV bribing hours [mad cabbie] People’s Choice for McCain’s VP [the fix] Memphis vs. Kansas [FINALS!] The Colbert Bump [h/t Yglesias] Mark Kilmer’s Sunday Show Review [1 man, 5 shows]