The Twitter banter about Michaele Salahi’s disappearance has been excellent. Patrick Gavin makes one of the more solid points: @pwgavin The good news? Your wife was not kidnapped. The bad news? She was cheating on you. Tommy McFly also had fun yesterday, asking followers to say where Michaele was not, …

Yesterday, a Germantown teenager who was “kidnapped” and taken to the crawlspace in his house, finally admitted that he made the entire story up – in order to avoid trouble with his mother. Problem: Now he’s in even more trouble – with the police – and a local news reporter …