We’re all very glad the Skins won, but please don’t brag about Santana Moss going catch-less and opening up holes for the rest of the team. It KILLED our fantasy team this week. Chris Cooley: No Flying for the Eagles I finally put a touchdown on the stat sheet. I …

7 catches, 72 yards Cooley 1 Cardinals 0 Wasps 0

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …

Our favorite All-Pro blogging Redskins’ Tight End shows off his breakfast skillz. Captain Chaos Chef Chris Cooley 

What else would an All-Pro NFL TE announce on his blog after a summer of marrying a cheerleader and hanging with Dale Earnhardt, Jr? The Cooley Zone: 2008 Beard Growing Contest: Well, only five days before training camp and I’ve been trying to get in the right mindset, but it’s …

Chris Cooley marries a cheerleader and hangs out with Dale Jr. during the offseason. Suddenly that margarita at Tortilla Coast doesn’t look as cool. Shutdown Corner: The Cooley Zone: A Day at the Track with Dale Junior I spent the morning getting into the track, trying to convince Sandra in …