Leave it to Joe Biden: [timing is everything] “I was not in Vietnam. I don’t want to make a Blumenthal mistake here. Our attorney general from Connecticut, God love him,” said Biden, according to a pool report of a Tuesday night at an event at the vice president’s residence for …

We’re unclear as to whether we’re offended or amused.  You make the call. MNSBC host Ed Schultz, on the radio yesterday: “Dick Cheney’s heart’s a political football. We ought to rip it out and kick it around and stuff it back in him. I’m glad he didn’t tip over — …

Of all the headlines Roll Call could have chosen… Weiner Tries to Cash In on Kerfuffle Better than the headline, Rep. Weiner’s one-liner: “The Republicans squealed like pigs…” The entire hot mess found here.

Washington Post Correction: A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number. h/t Mike Madden

Comedian Wanda Sykes, who headlined the #nerdprom [WHCD] tonight, took a few vicious jabs at conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh: Via POLITICO: "You’ve had your fair share of critics. … Rush Limbaugh said this administration fails. … He just wants the country to fail. To me that’s treason. He’s not …

Top 10 April Fools’ work pranks “When determining whether a prank is a good idea on April Fools’ Day, employees should consider the worst case scenario of their joke. Will his or her joke simply result in a laugh from fellow co-workers? Or could anybody, including you, lose their job?” …

MoveOn.org peels editor off of satirical Onion paper