Steve Johnston has joined Google as an Account Executive on the Republican politics team. Most recently, he ran digital for Dan Sullivan’s winning Senate campaign in Alaska. He previously did product marketing for the Silicon Valley tech startup Quora. His political experience includes working in the Office of the House Majority …

People say DC is Hollywood for ugly people, but as District fanatics, we take slight offense to that notion – at least most of the time. However, as a city always on the go, it’s hard to look perfect all of the time – especially when your day starts with …

Dan Amira: Time for John McCain to Retire … This Joke The approval rating of Congress has hit yet another pathetic new low — just 9 percent, according to a CBS News/New York Times poll. On Twitter, Senator John McCain reacted to the news thusly: “We’re down to paid staffers …

Ed Harris is slated to play Sen. John McCain in the screen adaption of the book Game Change. Which got us thinking…who will play McCain’s campaign manager/chief strategist Steve Schmidt? We wouldn’t be surprised if you see one of the below three take on the role. If you have other …

JD Hayworth, a loser in his recent primary election, has no plans to congratulate his opponent. [toll free] Two days after his win in the Arizona Republican Senate primary, Sen. John McCain has yet to receive the customary post-election congratulatory phone call from his opponent J.D. Hayworth, Politico reports. Said …

According to the latest social media study, [#23,432] it seems that Republicans are more Twitter “genius” than Democrats. …the study found Republicans have “struck back,” with GOP senators averaging more than 5.5 IQ points higher than their Democratic counterparts. [holy crap] The top genius? @SenJohnMcCain John McCain may be in …

“John McCain” recently tweeted this: @Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen! If McCain plans on running again, this will play well in New Jersey. h/t Wonkette

Joe the Plumber is all sorts of pissed: I don’t owe [McCain] s—. He really screwed my life up, is how I look at it. [15 minutes…] In other news that’s hard to believe: Joe makes a living crisscrossing the country endorsing political candidates. Ah, America.

We’d except better results given the fact that Obama’s body guy is Reggie Love , former Duke basketball star.  [air balls] The “First Bracket” may have brought President Obama some unwanted scrutiny this past week, but a number of lawmakers — like most Americans — prepped their brackets ahead of …

Sen. John McCain wants to know how one goes about managing a beaver.  [insert bad joke here] h/t McMorris-Santoro

McCain and Obama will both be on Monday Night Football. But what does this mean for the odss? Will McCain drop Palin and announce Chris Cooley as his new running mate? Heard on the Hill: He Could … Go … All … The … Way

In case you were wondering, Sen. John Kerry, when joking about his under-garments recently, explained that he prefers to roll commando – and as for John McCain, according to Sen. Kerry, he wears adult diapers. At least while the country is in the toilet, we’re able to talk about like-minded …

We’d offer a caption contest, but we’re not quite sure that’d be fair. h/t Oddly Enough

At least that’s what some people think. Our favorite quote: I passed around the John McCain Twitter profile to some of my Republican friends via email. One of them, an ardent McCain supporter and someone who would be considered a “senior Republican campaign operative” responded: “Well, [John McCain] needs some …