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John Edwards
From The Vault: One Year Ago
Here’s a few gems we dug up from the FamousDC vault worth remembering today. Is John Edwards rocking Vinyard Vines in his mug shot? Posted on 15. Jun, 2011 by fdc in Front Page Jon Stewart: Weiner Had A Sex Scandal And Had To Apologize To Bill Clinton? Posted on 09. Jun, 2011 …
John Edwards Reduces Haircut Budget By 97%
Next stop: A flowbee. Disgraced former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards, reviled for his costy coifs on the campaign trail, now places his strands in the hands of the pros at Supercuts. Edwards, who in his political heydey went to stylist Joseph Torrenueva, whose Beverly Hills salon charges $300 …
John Edwards Mug Shot Outtakes
Our friends at Funny or Die never take a day off. Y’all have a good weekend! John Edwards Mug Shot Outtakes from Jerry O’Connell John Edwards. The first person to ever rock Vineyard Vines in his mugshot.
Word[s] of the Day: Mental Giant
You seriously can’t make this stuff up… The claim by John Edwards’ mistress Rielle Hunter that she thought sexy, pantless photographs on a bed were going to simply be portraits of her face were met with disbelief today. We would’ve posted about this yesterday, but we were convinced it wasn’t …
Famously Quoteworthy: Not Quite Sure God is Laughing
Rielle Hunter Breaks Her Silence: “I feel comfortable talking now, because Johnny went public and made a statement admitting paternity. Edwards to Hunter: ‘Falling in love with you could really f–k up my plans for becoming President.’ And of course I said, ‘If you want to make God laugh, tell …
Not the Onion: John Edwards Engaged to Mistress Ten Seconds After Leaving His Wife
Solid work, Johnny: John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, and is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. Dave Matthews is officially on call. UPDATE: From Taegan Goddard It’s worth noting …
On the Rooftop and Dreaming
Dave Matthews is on Team Elizabeth: [um, no dude] One of the first stories to come from former aide Andrew Young, author of the new book “The Politician,” was that John Edwards told Rielle Hunter that the couple would wed once Elizabeth Edwards had passed away. And Dave Matthews Band …
New iPhone App Translates Baby’s Cries [Looking at You John Edwards]
Good news for lazy parents. Bad news for the rest of us. An iPhone application to translate a baby’s cries and tell parents instantly what they mean has been made available. [this is not a joke] The “John Edwards” version is still in development. Essentially that app will allow you …
Emily Miller Touts National Enquirer, Says They Deserve Pulitzer Prize
To be a fly on the wall when Emily Miller found out the National Enquirer referenced her latest column. Emily Miller, a correspondent for the website Politics Daily.com blogged yesterday with the headline: “Does the National Enquirer Deserve a Pulitzer for Breaking the John Edwards Scandal?” Love or hate the …
David Letterman and John Edwards Walk Into a Bar…
For those readers who’ve been laid up under a rock for the past 6 months, we’ve got some bad news for you: Elizabeth Edwards is threatening to divorce her husband, John, after learning of allegations he had committed adultery with more than one woman, the National Enquirer is reporting. [creep] …
John Edwards: On the Rooftop and Dreaming
Who hasn’t promised their mistress a rooftop wedding in NYC with the Dave Matthews Band playing? New York Times: For Edwards, Drama Builds Toward a Denouement In the proposal, which The New York Times examined, Mr. Young says that he assisted the affair by setting up private meetings between Mr. …
The Top 10 Political Sex Scandals of the Last Decade
Sen. Ensign allegedly having an affair with a married staffer is interesting but in the grand scheme of politician sex scandals, let’s be honest, it’s pretty tame and barely cracks our top 10 list. Which brings us to…. (drum roll please …) The Top 10 Political Sex Scandals of the …
He Looks a Hair Out of Place
By now you’ve surely heard about the Right’s uproar with the recent US magazine featuring Gov. Palin. If you haven’t, Shenanigans has you covered. But, have you seen the issue that didn’t quite make it to the newstand? [h/t Malkin]