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JWN was the first to report that a private plane stopped in Janesville, Wisconsin last night. Paul Ryan, the video loving Member of Congress, will be Mitt Romney’s Vice President nominee. Will he be the first sitting Vice President to rock out to grunge music on his iPod during the …

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In an attempt to strengthen U.S. – China relations, Georgetown Hoyas and the Bayi Rockets put on an exhibition basketball game that didn’t quite end as expected. Chairs were thrown and there were definitely fouls from both teams and spectators alike as they started throwing water bottles at the players. The Hoyas …

There is nothing better than Joe Biden joining Twitter.  GQ agrees. So, our fearless Veep Joe Biden has joined Twitter. The same one who has made malapropisms and verbal blunders a signature of his career. This should be fun. Here, a taste of what to expect from @VP Just had …

Keeping a mime locked up in a closet is one thing, but a reporter?  Come on, man. REPORTER CONFINED IN CLOSET DURING BIDEN FUNDRAISER Sat March 26 2011 17:04:37 EDT Staffers with Vice President Joe Biden confined an ORLANDO SENTINEL reporter in a closet this week to keep him from …

Welcome to the new year. Are you looking for some reading while you nurse that hangover? Get your Caps game face on for the Winter Classic: GQ: Ovechkin With Love His may be the perfect face of the NHL: broad, broken-toothed, misshapen by countless on-ice collisions—an affable Slavic caveman with …

Read what Facebook’s Adam Connor calls “the greatest article ever written” New York Times Jeremy W. Peters: The Onion Strikes Comic Gold With Biden Spoofs Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. has never smashed a Whac-A-Mole game in a drunken fit. He has never invoked Freedom of Information laws to …

Hilarious. Stephen Colbert saluted the troops that were so hospitable to him last June by inviting them to a military-only taping of The Colbert Report. But that’s not all: to offer them something they couldn’t get while they were deployed, he offered them all free beers and hotdogs — hot …

You can’t get ’em all right, especially if you’re Joe. [swami] “LeBron James is coming back and Lee [Democrat Lee Fisher] is going to Washington,” Biden said. Note: Biden was saying this at the same time Obama was begging Lebron to go to Chicago. h/t NRSC

Harry Reid’s chances of getting re-elected according to VP Biden: “Yes. I give him a 55 percent chance or better.” h/t Mike Allen’s Playbook

Leave it to Joe Biden: [timing is everything] “I was not in Vietnam. I don’t want to make a Blumenthal mistake here. Our attorney general from Connecticut, God love him,” said Biden, according to a pool report of a Tuesday night at an event at the vice president’s residence for …

Vice President Joe Biden appeared at the West Virginia mining funeral the other day, and decided it was appropriate to take shot at departed coach Rich Rodriguez. [around 2:20] At a funeral? h/t Lazy Hazy via Deadspin’s Tommy Craggs UPDATE: We’ll see your Biden video and raise you one. Politico: …